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MORE RUST THAN METAL

The '08 Version of the Primer Nats was verrry cool!

By Jim McGowan
THEY HOPE RUST NEVER SLEEPS! The alternative auto style, Rock-A-Billy, pomaded and tatted up automotive Kounter Kulture strikes again. This year's venture into severe rustification and bright red lipstick was held over Labor Day weekend at the Ventura Fairgrounds, in Ventura, CA. Vehicles with no tops, no hoods, questionable floors, no seats, no windows and definitely only Mother Nature's A/C, came from all points on the western map. Without counting each car, it appeared there was approximately 500 cars and several thousand tattoos in the show on Saturday, plus a ton of spectators filling the fair ground's streets.

Not all the vehicles were dropping parts and fine rust powder on the ground, there were some knock out customs, hot rods, street rods, and trucks on display. This year there were also many new types of vendors, but we missed the swap meet. For some reason, this important part of the show was omitted. Beside the cars, there was a great display of motorcycles and Forties and Fifties outfits. I asked an old acquaintance, who's not really a car person, why he showed up at this particular event. His answer was, "I only came to look at the women!" Actually, not a bad reason, since the scenery was excellent.

This show has something for everyone, from the ridiculous to the sublime and most everything in between. Despite the fact that many vehicles looked like they shouldn't or couldn't leave the driveway, upon inspection, the mechanicals for the most part looked road worthy. Since there weren't a lot of tow trucks, flat beds or personal trailers in the parking lot, our observations must be somewhat correct. They actually drove in! Check out some of the most outrageous examples in the photos, and if you get the chance to go next year, be prepared for some rust filled fun.


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Central Oregon Classic Chevy Club and the Flashback Cruz in Bend, Oregon
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Central Oregon Classic Chevy Club and the Flashback Cruz in Bend, Oregon
We don't know exactly what this started as, so we'll just call it a winged wonder. The scallops on the rear must have been hand cast in order to fit the custom-made rear fenders. Lots of work went into this creation. We're thinking that the rolled up blankets are used as seat cushions while driving, as a long trip in these seats could be a little uncomfortable. No top and zoomy exhaust pipes should make for a nice quiet ride.

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Central Oregon Classic Chevy Club and the Flashback Cruz in Bend, Oregon
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Central Oregon Classic Chevy Club and the Flashback Cruz in Bend, Oregon
Dentist anyone? These 50's Buick grille teeth have become popular with the custom car crowd. These could use a set of braces! It appears the Mischief Belle has bombed out a few times. The fabricated nose cone contains two machine guns, for those in front who don't use turn signals.

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Central Oregon Classic Chevy Club and the Flashback Cruz in Bend, Oregon
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Central Oregon Classic Chevy Club and the Flashback Cruz in Bend, Oregon
This chopped windshield and top Merc in suede was done nicely. The bright red wheels matched most of the lipstick worn at this show. The front bumper weighs more than a compact car. A blown '48 truck(?) was covered in rivets and looks like it's ready to haul something! Just installing all those body rivets must have taken months.

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Central Oregon Classic Chevy Club and the Flashback Cruz in Bend, Oregon
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Central Oregon Classic Chevy Club and the Flashback Cruz in Bend, Oregon
The "Chief Manitou" Garage's closed cab pickup had "We Scalp 'Em" lettered above the now rusted out bottom of the door. Here's a beautiful fastback custom with all the right stuff! Part of the fun of this show is seeing a beautifully constructed vehicle like this parked next to one that looks like it will self-destruct at any moment.

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Central Oregon Classic Chevy Club and the Flashback Cruz in Bend, Oregon
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Central Oregon Classic Chevy Club and the Flashback Cruz in Bend, Oregon
A primer flamed '58 Chevy, with homemade custom top, full-length skirts that conform to the bumper and a molded-in exhaust pipe. Another comfortable ride home! This one featured seat belts, dual master cylinders mounted under the dash, an exposed trans and hand grenade shifter.

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Central Oregon Classic Chevy Club and the Flashback Cruz in Bend, Oregon
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Central Oregon Classic Chevy Club and the Flashback Cruz in Bend, Oregon
Another military theme pickup sporting dual flags, an ammunition box and the always handy, large bomb mounted above the flames. This is an interesting engine. It's a nail head Buick with dual AFB carbs mounted on a vintage Offenhauser cross-ram intake. It was very nicely done, we wish we had been able to hear it run.

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Central Oregon Classic Chevy Club and the Flashback Cruz in Bend, Oregon
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Central Oregon Classic Chevy Club and the Flashback Cruz in Bend, Oregon
We never saw the driver of this chopped and channeled Model A, but the body is actually lower than the front suspension. Check the homemade steel front end. It's obvious that the pilot of this rod must have had his head sticking out of the missing roof. Here's a serious case of cosmetic surgery. This PontiCamino was quite a job to piece together. It was so well done, it could have come from the factory like this.

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Central Oregon Classic Chevy Club and the Flashback Cruz in Bend, Oregon
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Central Oregon Classic Chevy Club and the Flashback Cruz in Bend, Oregon
Does this look dangerous or what? How anyone could fit inside, let along see around the dual-quad tunnel ram intake is a mystery. Despite all that, it was nicely engineered. This was only one area of the show. Cars of all sizes and life style statements displayed as far as you can see. With the fairgrounds right next to the ocean, the morning was cloudy.

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Central Oregon Classic Chevy Club and the Flashback Cruz in Bend, Oregon
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Central Oregon Classic Chevy Club and the Flashback Cruz in Bend, Oregon
This is one outrageous pickup. It looks like it was pieced together from several vehicles, particularly those front frame rails! A rack of roadsters, all in a row. The Fifties multiple carburetor look is hot with the street rod enthusiasts. The chopped windshield doesn't do much to keep the bugs out of your teeth.

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Central Oregon Classic Chevy Club and the Flashback Cruz in Bend, Oregon
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Central Oregon Classic Chevy Club and the Flashback Cruz in Bend, Oregon
This is one really well engineered rear suspension. Bagged, with horizontally mounted shocks took some engineering knowledge to pull off. This was impressive. This totally customized Merc was one of the best vehicles at the show. The bodywork and paint were flawless, the interior beautiful and it's sitting on the ground. This one had to have won an award.


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